Total Medals Earned: 246 (From 80 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,640 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/480 points)
Complete the Intro
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Get the Romance Ending :)
Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (420/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Begin The Ascent
Complete The First Day
Complete The Second Day
Complete The Third Day
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 7/41 (40/1,000 points)
Make the cursor fabulous
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Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
I hate it when this happens
Change the wallpaper
Make & share an Epic Meme™
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/340 points)
Play Wordle Defense
Win your first game.
Lose your first game.
Get the answer right before the third turn.
Use code "BODEAN" at the checkout for 20% off!!!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Start the game
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Die
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes